WoRdS Of WiSeDoM...

Was at an event my company sponsored last night... I learnt something..

Host: What was the craziest thing you had done?
Speaker: Adultry
Host(shocked): You actually admit to that
Speaker: Ya.... Infant enjoy Infantry... Adults enjoy Adultry!!

Comment of the night man!

SpEeD DaTiNg..

yes.. i went for speed dating.. but not cos i want to go there but Josh wanted us to accompany him there.. so me and ying abandoned our bfs on a fri nite to go speed dating.. I asked Dyann along as well cos i thot she would be interested..
We chose this Jap restaurant at Boat quay as that was the best retaurant on the speed dating menu. We were there only for the food so we had to choose a nice restaurant.

We were late cos there was a jam.. by the time we reached there were already many many pple there.. i was damn hungry and hope they would start dinner soon. We each had a no. i am contestant number 17 and ying 18.. Josh was already there he was sitting there quietly and not making an effort to talk to the girls.. he had that look "why am i here? i am too good for the pple here".. sigh wat are we going to do about him.. dyann on the other hand was doing fine and talking to the person opposite her..

Finally it started at almost 8.. all e girls were suppose to sit on 1 side at their respective numbers. The guys have 3 minutes to talk to every girl before moving on to the next one... When dinner was ready, we stopped to eat and see heng suay who was opposite you and you had to eat dinner with him.. The food was not good at all and i had waited so long before they served dinner that i was not hungry anymore..
i kena a guy who was a nature and i tink i made him lose hope in finding a girl who loves nature.. i was e exact opposite of him... he was white i am tan, he like staying indoors i like going out.. he likes reading i like sports... and he asked me why i was there.. he feels i do not need to be there.. heh thanks for the compliment.. anyways after dinner we had to continue small talking.. I repeated the same old things 25 times.. can u imagine how tired i was.. and i hate making small talk..

From this i found out some statistics..


Men
- About 90% are engineers, Josh is an enginner too heh
- Most of them are in their 30s
- They are either too introverted or too conceited
- Most of them came alone as they dun want their friends to know.... hmmm josh u belong to e girls part

Women
- Most of them are either teachers or accountants (excluding me and ying)
- Most of them are in their late 20s
- They are more normal than the guys
- All came in at least in pairs or a group


We were each given a "dating card"..we had to write the name of all the persons we talked to according to their numbers. There was a column on interested or not interested and another one on polite or not polite. After talking each person we were suppose to indicate if we are interested to get to know that person better.. the organisers collected back the cards after everything and they would consolidate the results.

If i wanted to know a person better i would tick his interested beside his name and if he is also interested in me that would be a mutual match and the organisers would release our contact details to each other. If it is only 1 sided, it is called a strike and no information would be released... so.. me and ying only ticked Josh's name.. i tink the organisers must be thinking we set our standards too high that we were only intereted in 1 candidate.. heh... cos we already have someone already ma haha..

I have never felt so exhausted from talking so much.. but some of them are quite interesting to talk to.. but the process was damn tiring..

And so the reults...

Josh
No. of mutuals: 1 (Its dyann cos they made a pact to choose each other)
No. of strikes:5 (minus me and ying its 3)

Dyann
No. of mutuals: 3
No. of strikes: 7

Ying
No. of mutuals: 0
No. of strikes: 19

Me
No. of mutuals: 0
No. of strikes: 12

And the winner is.. Yinghui!! She is so popular la haha.... at least dyann did better than Josh la

After that we had to go pacify our poor bfs heh..
baby u beat all of them hands down k heh.. no competition at all heh

87 YeArS OLd..

Did many many things over the past weekend.. watched death note with dear on Fri night.. not a bad show and i think there shld be a sequel to it cos there was no ending.. i hate to wait for an ending..

Sat was a very diff one.. I bought movie tickets for my parents to go pak tuo.. they left me the car as they didn't want to park at JP so i went to pick up dear at his damn far and ulu home in Sembawang heh.. stayed there a while and then we went to pick up daddy and mummy for dinner.. We went to The French Stall for dinner.. my mom's self proclaimed god son, Josh came along as well haha.. i haven had sinner with my parents on a sat for very very long so i decided to treat them.. but the cashier look down on my debit card and took my dad's gold card instead.. so me dear and Josh had a free meal heh..

It was too early to go home on a sat and of cos we had second round to go for -- KTV!! yup.. again.. but there were many many pple this time.. besides e usual, pple who rarely joined us were there as well as new faces haha.. there were 11 of us.. and of cos at ktv there will definitely be lots of beer... the more pple e more e beer.. I left at 130 as Josh had to study the next day so we shared cab but up till e time we left i tink we had already ordered 15 jugs!! yes,.. they are drinking addicts.. Sometimes i dunno why we go ktv..

1. We dun need the mike to sing as we sing so loudly we are louder than the person on the mike
2. We always sing e same old songs.. but isn't everyone like dat? heh

3. I tink we spend more time playing game and forcing each other to drink rather than sing..

4. We always play dice there and it is so loud nobody actually notices who is singing

5. Making other pple drink and get drunk seem to be our objective of being there rather than sing..

yup but we still go all the time.. and its really quite fun.. although its damn ex..and some of them are really crazy..

Anyways sun me and dear spent most of e day sleeping.. we woke up at 12+, ate lunch and went back to nap at 3.. woke up at 5, bathed and went home to pick ah gong up for his birthday dinner heh... my ah gong celebrating his 87th birthday..

the birthday boy heh..

We had seafood at alexander.. e food was damn slow.. we were all dying of hunger.. so we ended up taking photos heh...

mummy and daddy.. they going holiday again.. dat means i get e car heh...

me and dear taking our fav "neo print" shots

fugene look so fierce.. not happy i take his picture ah heh..

e sisters trying to take picture with e hp..

why is da jie covering my ears??

HUNGRY!!!! and the food finally came.. we always eat the same old stuff but how can there not be cereal prawn and chilli crabs?? heh.. too bad jie fu not there so we da bao for him heh..

There was still 2nd round at home.. heh we got a cake for ah gong... Happy Birthday to ah gong!!

The cake shop gave us 15 candles.. 8 big ones and 7 small ones.. too many for ah gong to blow so we only put 1 big and 1 small one.. as u can count, my ah gong is already 87 and still going strong heh.. he so cute still pose for the camera..

da jie say she look pretty in this photo.. errr tink she is narcissistic... and she is blocking me!

my mom look like she acting cute heh.. she pai seh cos she wearing her pyjamas heh...

yay!! heh.. still gotta eat the cake... damn full already..

Happy Birthday ah gong!!!

I Am FaT...

Went to the gym in my condo with 2 of my colleagues yesterday.. i feel damn fat.. sitting down and eating and sitting and eating all day make my tummy flabby and my butt big.. Tink i got a line on my tummy cos it folds when i am sitting down.. yes it is dat bad.. and it doesn't help that dear bought me so much snacks and choco to put in the office in case i get hungry.. you are ruining my previously skinny body!!! Of cos i will eat it cos dear buy for me one ma... so ya thats why i am trying to go to the gym once a week.. not very successful though..

Only spent half an hr in the gym and we ate damn alot for dinner cos we were so hungry.. the 3 of us had 1 mee pattaya, 4 prata, 1 naan 1 mutton soup, and a milo dinosaur each!! think exercising makes us fat.. the amt we eat in is so much more than that we lost.. plan backfired

I Am RaFfLeS ThE PlAzA...

Everyone knows where is Swissotel, previously known as Westin.. Beside Swissotel is another hotel a very much shorter one.. the one with Pfgo and ink club... Yes there is another hotel there jus that no one notices it in comparison to Swissotel..

Raffles the Plaza... Always being overshadowed and unnoticed.. all the, attention glamour and limelight is goes to Swissotel..


I am Raffles the Plaza...